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Hi, this is Jennifer Bachand and Good Morning
Good Morning
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Good morning
The diabolical mind behind When The Deadbolt Breaks drives a minivan
And please, for the love of Lucifer, enough with the Staind jokes
It's really getting old
Minivan Minivan Minivan Minivan
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And that's why Craig McCalister is the G.O.A.T.
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Mean Steve got kicked in the face in a Hatebreed moshpit
And it sounded like this
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Good morning
Dwayne from Mourn The Light doesn't like Motorhead
What kind of self-respecting metalhead doesn't like Motorhead?
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Ant Reckart, that lovable singer from Pinto Graham
used to play drums for The Genitorturers
Man, and I thought Aaron Sevenzeroeight had problems.
Good morning
They went on tour with Danzig and Chuck Biscuits and Glenn got to hang out with Ant Reckart all the time
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Who wants to party with Casting Shadows?
Casting Shadows is playing with every 90s band
Dan Jackson has tickets and you know that he'll deliver
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Do the Scott Of The Earth dance
And don't forget, Scott was in Nuclear Assault
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It's Bath Time With Bill Bates
Bears all over want a second season
of Bath Time With Bill Bates
Bill Bates
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Sam from Low Moments would murder Baby Yoda on live TV
Just to meet Taylor Swift's second-cousin's-neighbors dog
Good morning
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Be Like Brandy
00:22
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Brandy Doubleday's been to every show since 1988?
Be like Brandy be like Brandy
Sometimes she brings homemade vegan peanut butter cookies
Be like Brandy be like Brandy
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Charlie hates metalcore but likes pop punk
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For a beer-swilling, two-fisted skinhead
Flask is really in touch with his emotions
He likes platonic hugs and affection
But he'll boot your teeth in
If you oppose the Bruins
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If you want a burger and some music, come on down
But just you remember who runs this town
Annie Altones could kick your ass
She takes no nonsense and that's a fact
So take a hint kid, and clean up your act
Or she'll run you out, you better believe
Good morning
But make sure to take some bread home when you leave
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They're always arguing
About who's a bigger fan
Of the greatest ever
Pop metal band
I can't decide who likes Ghost more
Is it Reverend Chris or Josh Altvater?
Good morning
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Matt Barnes tongue is in more pictures than Matt Barnes is
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One time Derek and Charlie were in the same high school metal band
They covered Snapcase, Sepultura, and Clutch
The drummer was awesome but the singer sucked
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Black North looks like an Amber Alert waiting to happen
Don't call the cops, please don't call the cops
It's just an indie rock girl wearing a Nirvana shirt
In the company of a lighthouse keeper
And a guy who looks like he knows a lot about coffee
John Tolmie wants his Weedeater riff, so here it is
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He has a baphomet on his neck
And he loves Burzum whether you like it or not
Good morning
Even atheists think Justin Vincent should go to church
Even Richard Dawkins thinks Justin should see a priest or two
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Casting Shadows is twice as nice
With your friend and mine
Adam K. Bice
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I'm not sure but I think Afghan Haze might be involved with drugs
Just say no
Afghan Haze is like a stoner doom witness protection program for hardcore kids
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GhordoooOOOoooH
00:39
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This is actually the second song I wrote about Ghordo eventually killing me
And this might be the last song I ever write about Ghordo before he murders me
Excuse me, might I trouble you for some oatmilk creamer, perhaps?
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Scotty Anarchy is so rock & roll, he goes to the beach with black pleather pants on
Scotty Anarchy is not afraid to admit that he prefers Michale Graves in The Misfits
Until Michale Graves came out as a Proud Boy and now Scotty Anarchy likes Danzig better. Good morning.
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Bill Herrick from Mourn The Light drives 113 miles each way from Plymouth Mass
To support the eastern CT metal scene
While your New London County ass home stays home and proclaims the scene is dead
There are 8-10 shows every single month
Get up get out get to a show
Doom and punk and metalcore
Altones, Strange Brew, 33
Or don't complain when it's really dead
Good morning
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Drew Cathcart from Victim Or Victor and also Forever Fool
He plays nice, heartfelt songs
But watch out, that kid can be cruel
If you're a Breedlove, Ovation, or Martin
Be careful wherever you are
Because I can't tell if Drew loves playing live
Or really just hates guitars
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On the first day of recording, we forgot our drumset
And when it got there, there was a hole in the snare drum
It took us 4 months to record 4 songs
And poor Dave had to teach me out to sing
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Annie from Animal Schoolbus is a false
She likes Taylor Swift more than Carcass
Yeah, that's right. I love Bad Blood.
And You Need To Calm Down
And Welcome To New York, Welcome To New York, Welcome To New York
Hi Sam from Low Moments
Hi Ronin's Dad
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This one goes out to the Clinton, Connecticut skateboard legend Fatguy Frisketti
I knew Frisketti before he was famous
Before he was photographer to the stars
But he's never come to see my band
And it feels like I got kicked straight in the kunins
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Laken from Decent News doesn't know what a Pepper Keenan is
Good morning
He thinks it goes on a salad
His name is Laken
One time he forgot to turn on his amp for an entire show
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If Dark Ritual played a sports ball game against Low Moments
They would both lose
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If you thought Holding On To Nothing was a Type O Negative Clone
You never heard River Runs Red
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Well sometimes I watch the famous multi-instrumentalist Danny Fleet
while he's eating lunch
It sounds kind of creepy but actually its creepy
Yeah don't tell him
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If you've never heard VRSA
You should get on that
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Jessie May from Owl Maker
Jessie May from Turkey Vulture
Jessie May from Bluejay Sparrow Seagull Pigeon Cockatiel Osprey Pteradactyl
Parrot hummingbird Toucan Penguin Flamingo Creator
Good morning
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John Tolmie is a metallurgist
If that's not doom metal
Then I don't know what is
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There is a double standard that exists
And it's not fair and it's not fair at all
My wife doesn't like bald guys
Except for Howard Jones
And I'm a bald guy
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He used to host Bury The Needle but now it's Rapture Radio
Gates, it's Lord Gates
He moved down south.
He abandoned us for nicer weather and lower taxes.
Get ready.
Good morning.
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Low Moments
Charlie wanted to start a Life Of Agony type hardcore band.
But Maestro Morte said is sounded like Bush
and Josh Pit thought "This is Fall Out Boy?"
and they weren't wrong
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lyrics by Dwayne Eldredge
Brandy goes to all the shows
She's never seen a band
Standing on a chair
Life aint fair
She still can't see the band
She's short
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Aaron is unwholesome
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Wozniak In A Cowboy Hat
01:11
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Seek and you shall find
The pictures are online
You might think he's only metal but
He's one handsome two-gun devil
He's Wozniak in a cowboy hat
Good morning
Shirtless Wozniak
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Andre couldn't tell if my self-loathing was real or schtick
Yes
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Matt from Buzzard Canyon's Canadian Tuxedo
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Mean Steve loves Ariana Grande and Converge
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Rob from Sentinel Hill looks like Pete The Cat
Good morning
This is Annie from Animal Schoolbus and I like his dog Jules because she's crazy just like me
He loves the B-52s and he drives an Escalade
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For the love of Chuck
Will someone please find a practice space
for Metamorsia
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I give you the Wizard Of Beer
John Brisson named his only son after Kyuss
I think that pretty much says it all
Good morning
He's the wizard
The Wizard of Bocce and Beer
The Wizard of Sleeveless Shirts
The Lord Of Bocce awaits
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Mike Parkyn has better hair than your wife
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Chris Ornberg, the lead guitarist for Casting Shadows
Has more than one Avenged Sevenfold tattoo
(Insert Chris Ornberg solo here)
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No More Boring Weekends
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You should come to some local shows. You could make some friends. You can escape your life for awhile. No more boring weekends. You could understand some of these stupid in-jokes. And don't worry, no local bands sound like this song.
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The Josh Pit was conceived in a Hatebreed moshpit in 1994
And it sounded like this
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Please Stiv Wilson, don't stop writing them riffs
Because what's the world going to do without Josh Altvater's golden voice
Like butter, that voice
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I saw Amber from Buzzard Canyon try to start a bar fight
She likes kittens and she likes cats
But she'll just as soon brass knuckle your face
So just keep to yourself and let her enjoy her disgusting IPA
Good morning
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Lord Viall RSVP
00:12
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Lord Viall clicked "going" on your Facebook event
But he's not
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Ricky From New Idol
00:08
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Ricky from New Idol moved back from LA
Just to catch the Midnight Revival
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Rob was excited when the singer from Kilgore was at a Low Moments show
But our set sucked like usual and he walked out
And that's why we were called Low Moments
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Stephanie from Victim Or Victor
Is a Paramore loving punk rock girl
Who goes to more metal shows
Than your Lamb Of God ass
Good morning
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The scene was better when Dalton was here
Someone dig him up
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Where were you on August 12th 2015
When Phil Anselmo called Walter up on stage
Just to say he liked his haircut
Where were you on that day?
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Which one of S.E. Hinton's "The Outsiders" is your favorite?
Is it Ponyboy, or maybe Soda Pop?
Because mine is definitely Aaron Sevenzeroeight
Sh-shibari
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1428 1428
If your guitar gets broken, 1428
1428
If you want it to work again, bring your guitar to
1428 with Bill Bates
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Handsome Dan
Handsome Dan
Handsome Dan
Fashion Pants
Fashion Pants
Fashion Pants
Handsome Dan
Handsome Dan
Handsome Dan
Fashion Pants
Fashion Pants
Fashion Pants
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Dwayne doesn't like Motorhead
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